Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
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I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
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I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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