What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
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It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
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i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
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