You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
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Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
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Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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