You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
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My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
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Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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