Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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