he puts the penis in happiness.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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