If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
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Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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