sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
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When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
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I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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