So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
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I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
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