too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Randomize