You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
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Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
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He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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