The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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