Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
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I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
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definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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