if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
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dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
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Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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