her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
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Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
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Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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