That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
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I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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