I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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