i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
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so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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