garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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