We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
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Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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