I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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