going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
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He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
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For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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