If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
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New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
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She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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