absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
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LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
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The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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