i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Randomize