Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
And then the night went full on bisexual.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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