Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
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Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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