i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
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You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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