Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
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Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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