I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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