whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
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apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry