Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
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She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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