I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
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my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.