What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
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I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
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He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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