All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Just cropdusted the office
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no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
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Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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