we have officially lost it.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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