That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
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i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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