i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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