well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
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I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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