Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
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I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
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The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
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