In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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