he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
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im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
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quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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