epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
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he's gonorrhea incarnate
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
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It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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