her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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