yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
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Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.