If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
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She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
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