I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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