did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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