So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
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I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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