so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I have post one night stand depression
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